篇一
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
篇二
1、Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled pepper?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
2、Swan swam over the pond,Swim swan swim!Swan swam back again - Well swum swan!
3、A proper copper coffee pot.
4、Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran.
5、Long legged ladies last longer.
6、Mixed biscuits,mixed biscuits.
7、A box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer
8、Pink lorry,yellow lorry.
9、Red leather,yellow leather,red leather,yellow leather.
10、She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
11、Three grey geese in green fields grazing.
12、We surely shall see the sun shine soon
篇三
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想,但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想,我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊,你叫喊,我們都喊著要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅,那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
這個司機喝醉了,他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
無論是晴天或是陰天。 無論是冷或是暖, 不管喜歡與否,我們都要經受風霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒?
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一種想法,但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法,我就不會想那么多了。