1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

5.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中